Expansion Update, Volume 5.1

In lieu of a conventional update, we have for you this week a "To-Do list", which, in the chaos of construction, must have somehow slipped off the boss man's desk and into the hands of the Buzz editorial staff.

Siciliano's Expansion (West Wing Renovation) -- To Do List

1. Tear out the old kitchen ✓
2. Get rid of restaurant equipment ✓ 
3. Install new storefront ✓
4. Redo ceiling ✓
5. Learn to juggle
6. Install new tile floor ✓
7. Put up and paint new dry wall ✓
8. Rewire electric for retail needs ✓
9. Install new lighting ✓
10. Eat less fiber ✓
11. Rewire walk-in freezer for hops/yeast ✓
12. Paint new customer bathroom ✓ 
13. Forbid (male) employees from using new customer bathroom ✓
14. Order second Monster mill ✓
15. Order flour mill ✓
16. Locate whole grain & flour distributor ✓
17. Place orders for flour & grain 
18. Order new book shelves ✓
19. Order new hardware racks (for kegging equipment) ✓
20. Nap ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
21. Commission new counters from Grain-mill Greg ✓
22. Order honey pots for bulk liquid malt extract ✓
23. Quell employee revolt ("Let them drink beer!") ✓
24. Assemble shelves and racks ✓
25. Knock hole in wall ✓
26. Make hole in wall look nice 
27. Shake head in bewilderment at growing size of to-do list ✓
28. Feel good about progress already made ✓
29. Refuse to rest on laurels ✓ 
30. Schedule move-in date
31. Announce grand re-opening
32. Announce equipment/supply sale in conjunction with grand re-opening
33. Order German wieners and root beer keg for customers at grand re-opening
34. Book clown for grand re-opening
35. Come to senses
36. Cancel clown
37. Move homebrew operations to new west wing
38. Hold grand re-opening
39. Relax for exactly nine minutes
40. Shift focus to homebrew party, competition, and awards ceremony

Bear with us, folks, we're almost there!