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Monday, April 9, 2012

Cartoon Caption Contest, April Edition

Welcome to the Siciliano's Cartoon Caption Contest, April Edition! This month's comic genius wins a Ricki's Cheese Making Kit for Mozzarella & Ricotta ($22 value), because there is no better prize than cheese, not even an all-expense paid trip to Chico, California. The contest rules are simple, and as follows.
  1. Study the illustration below provided by Mark Siciliano, creator of the ├╝ber-funny comic strip Head Cheese.
  2. Come up with a hilarious caption. In fact, come up with several. Beer or brewing (or cheese) themed captions are not mandatory, but certainly won't hurt your chances of winning.
  3. Include your caption in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Be sure to also include your full name. Note: captions left by "anonymous" users are fine, but for logistical reasons, they will not be considered for the prize (I'm talking to you, TH!).
  4. Wait with bated breath for the winner to be announced right here on The Buzz on Monday, April 16th, 2012.
The April Cartoon

Your hilarious caption here

Find more Head Cheese at thecartooniststudio.com, where Mark has made the finals in a cartoon contest of his own. Voting for Mark in that contest will not win you brownie points in this one (voting over there is anonymous). However, the universe surely takes note of such things and will dole out the karma accordingly.

Obligatory fine print: (1) Please use your best judgment when participating in this contest. Any caption the Buzz staff deems offensive will be deleted without warning or notice. (2) The winner will be selected by a panel of judges to be named later by The Buzz staff. (3) Siciliano's employees & family are not eligible to win this contest; they are nonetheless encouraged to participate by adding captions of their own, hopefully funny ones.

15 comments:

  1. Congrats, You won a complete Cave Makeover....

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  2. The homebrewing kit for 3 easy payments of $19.99 is so easy a caveman can do it!

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  3. Religion? Come back after we've evolved a bit.

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  4. "High my name is Mike from American Pickers, mind if I take a look around?"

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  5. We are asking people to sign a petition to limit the over-use of gaudy Holiday Lighting...

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  7. It looks like you forgot to attach the 1099 for your hunting and gathering income Mr. Ug. Looks like we have to audit you.

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  8. Apparently our customers have grown tired of mundane cheaply made ales, so my bosses at AB Inbev have sent me around to buy out "craft" breweries. Goosehead you say? Excellent name.

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  9. "Good day sir, I'm cave to cave with an amazing beer-of-month club offer that you'd be crazy not to take advantage of. Could I offer you a one month free membership to our club?"

    "Me like club."

    --Brian Richards

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  10. Encyclopedia sales – the early years.

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  11. "What do you say after we close this deal you and I go out clubbing."

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  12. "Don’t tell my boss, but if you sign up now I’ll even throw in free supplemental volcano coverage to your cave-owners policy."

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  13. . . . and that, sir, is why I'm able to offer you our lowest available price on a 3-year subscription to Forbes magazine!

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  14. "Would you like a free estimate on window replacement?"

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