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Monday, March 5, 2012

Cartoon Caption Contest, March Edition

Editor's Note: This month's competition is officially closed. Look for the next to begin on April 2, 2012.

Welcome to the Siciliano's Cartoon Caption Contest, March Edition! The winner of this round will receive Kenneth Davids' book Home Coffee Roasting (read the boss' review here) as well as one pound of Panama Boquete Classico raw (green) coffee beans. The contest rules are simple, and as follows.
  1. Study the caption-less illustration (below) provided by Mark Siciliano, creator of the ├╝ber-funny comic strip Head Cheese.
  2. Come up with a hilarious caption of your own. In fact, come up with several. Beer or brewing (or coffee) themed captions are not mandatory, but certainly won't hurt your chances of winning.
  3. Include your caption in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Be sure to also include your full name. Note: captions left by "anonymous" users are fine, but for logistical reasons, they will not be considered for the prize.
  4. Wait with bated breath for the winner to be announced right here on The Buzz on Monday, March 12th, 2012.
The March Cartoon

"Your hilarious caption here"

You can find more Head Cheese at thecartooniststudio.com, where Mark is currently doing battle with hundreds of other cartoonists in a contest of his own. Voting for Mark in that contest will not win you brownie points in this one (voting over there is anonymous). However, the universe takes note of such things and will no doubt dole out the karma accordingly.

Obligatory fine print: (1) Please use your best judgment when participating in this contest. Any caption the Buzz staff deems offensive will be deleted without warning or notice. (2) The winner will be selected by a panel of judges to be named later by The Buzz staff. (3) Siciliano's employees & family are not eligible to win this contest; they are nonetheless encouraged to participate by adding captions of their own, hopefully funny ones.

35 comments:

  1. NO, no... throw the marshmallow in the boil, for the best s'mores stout!
    Ray larkin

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  2. "For pete's sake, Morty, you only had the one job. How could you forget the beer?"

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  3. Why doesn't mine fork at the end like yours does?

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  4. Where the hell was *I* supposed to find Graham Crackers and chocolate bars?

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  5. So....What ARE you? Grizzly Bear? Sasquatch? And where'd you get that opposable thumb?

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  6. "And there...on the floor...by the fireplace...a bear skin rug!"

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  7. "Do you think there are any bears out here?"

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  8. Marshmallows, eh? Fresh out of campers?
    -Aaron Rossell

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  9. ...and some actually try to feed you right out of their hands...but you should see how they drive.

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  10. "I don't mind the organic hype, but baking nut-free is crossing the line."

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  11. What was in that last s'more you gave me? I could've sworn you weren't a bear five minutes ago..

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  12. No really? Where do you shit?

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  13. Kevin SchumacherMarch 5, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    Wait, so you traded your Hamm's for that?! Seriously?

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  14. Ketchup? For what?

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  15. "I'm sorry, Dennis, but camping is simply not my idea of a romantic weekend getaway."

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  16. Oh, you wanted a "marshmallow"! Sorry, I heard you wrong.

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  17. This roll ain't going to cut it and you my friend are no fluffy white rabbit.

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  18. Top of the food chain because they invented fire my ASS!

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  19. So the squirrel says, "What's a Baculum?"

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  20. 'does WHAT stick to my fur?'

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  21. We only have one, so try to not to burn it up "Smokey"!

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  22. Squirrly - "this can't be safe with all this fur around an open flame."
    Smoky - "your right squirrly, its not safe. You know what is though, the new kia optima"
    Cue Blake Griffin in akward pose

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  23. I'm roasting my chestnuts over an open fire.

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  24. "Sid and Gilbert had a lot of good times together, but none as good as this one - roasting their first wild caught marshmallow."
    - Jake Zwart

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  25. Ok genius, tomorrow we’re heading to Siciliano’s Market to pick up the book Home Marshmallow Roasting, Romance and Revival.

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  26. So this is your idea of date night? Boy, you sure know how to show a squirrel a good time.

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  27. SQUIRREL: "Hey Joe that Imperial Hatter got me feelin' all Squirrely"

    BEAR: "Well, Secret, what do you expect from the Land of Sky Blue Waters, .....Something Furry right!?"

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  28. So do you go by Big Foot or Mr. Yeti?

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  29. I promise you, Stan, the pickings will be better next time if you look for a tent with lots of empty cans around it. Those ones can't run off so fast.

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  30. I don't care how delicious their marshmallows are, I'm not forgiving them for shooting at me!

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  31. So... ... you just brought the one marshmallow?
    -Tracy Sievers

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  32. Bear - I can't believe you talked me into this.

    Squirrel - Only 364 days to go! It will be totally worth it when we get our KBS.

    Bear - Dude, The line is already around the whole building. I guess I'm glad we didn't sleep in.

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  33. Squirrel - What is a bears favorite way to drink a beer...... Out of a Growler! (haha)

    Bear - I don't know why I camp with you anymore

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  34. Next year "bear" this tip in mind, we should have "squirreled" away more Siciliano's beer.

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