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Monday, February 6, 2012

Cartoon Caption Contest, February 6 Edition

Editor's note: The February edition of this contest is now closed.

Welcome to the first Siciliano's Cartoon Caption Contest! The winner of this round will receive a $25 gift certificate, good for any product in Siciliano's vast inventory. The rules are simple, and as follows.
  1. Study the caption-less illustration (below) provided by Mark Siciliano, creator of the ├╝ber-funny comic strip Head Cheese.
  2. Come up with a hilarious caption of your own. In fact, come up with as many hilarious captions as you want. Beer- or brewing-themed captions are not mandatory, but certainly won't hurt your chances of winning.
  3. Include your caption in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Note: if you sign in as "guest" be sure to include your name in the comment.
  4. Wait with bated breath for the winner to be announced right here on The Buzz on Monday, February 13th, 2012.
The February 6 Cartoon

"Your hilarious caption here"

You can see more of Mark's Head Cheese at thecartooniststudio.com, where he is currently doing battle with hundreds of other cartoonists in a contest of his own. Voting for Mark in his contest will not win you brownie points in this one (voting over there is anonymous). However, the universe surely takes note of such things and will no doubt dole out the karma accordingly.

Obligatory fine print: (1) Please use your best judgment when participating in this contest. Any caption the Buzz staff deems offensive will be deleted without warning or notice. (2) The winner will be selected by a panel of judges to be named later by The Buzz staff. (3) Siciliano's employees & family are not eligible to win this contest; they are nonetheless encouraged to participate by adding captions of their own, hopefully funny ones.

35 comments:

  1. If you were stuck with her with no other options you would drink too!

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  2. She's been tryin' to get me to eat apples, but in a perfect world man can live on beer alone.
    Jon Waalkes

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  3. Hey, I can drink all I want, she's driving!

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  4. These apples were great for the cider! After drinking one I swear this snake is talking to me!

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  5. A couple more of these and she might show me what's under those fig leaves.

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  6. She offered me fruit and the promise of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. One spontaneous fermentation later, and it's just the Knowledge of Good!

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  7. You got it wrong Snake, this Bud Light's only the source of the knowledge of Evil. Got anything with more hops?

    Ian Hilgendorf

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  8. I have a beer and a naked woman. Why would I want an apple?

    Tim Burgess

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  9. "That snake's not going to touch this hooch." "That's what she said."

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  10. "Give her a couple of these and she'll be eating out of your hand."

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  11. Aplle Hell! I'll stick with the IPA!

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  12. "Sorry, bro, the keg just blew. I think Siciliano's is still open."

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  13. "So the snake over there gave us this. You have anything better?"

    Jake Zwart

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  14. "...And a raspberry stoli with diet red bull, a splash of soda, 2 cherries and a lime for the Mrs."

    - Dallas McCulloch

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  15. "I gave her a rib and all i got was this lousy lite beer"..

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  16. "Original Sin"? How much is that sin tax?

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  17. "Fermented Fatal Fruit"? We'll let her try it first.

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  18. "...and an appletini for my lady friend please"

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  19. "I wonder if this guy knows anything about Sparge Efficiency?"

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  20. What this? Oh yeah ... we weren't suppose to eat the fruit, so I made up this cider with it instead. Think that's cool?

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  21. "Let me get this straight... You're sayin, the more of this I drink, the better lookin she will get? BRILLIANT!!"

    -Mark Carrell

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  22. "Give her a few more of these, and I won't need to knock her over the head to get her to go home with me."

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  23. "Hey man...so...um...appreciate the life lessons and all, but God just invented yeast and so...um...it's been real."

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  24. "Knowledge of Good and Evil, indeed! This good, over there....not so good." John Delcalzo

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  25. "Don't act like you're not impressed!"

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  26. "Thanks for the cider...she tells me it's to die for"

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  27. Okay, you win. If I give you some of my beer, will you agree not to tell God what you just saw?

    Jim Verlinde

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  28. You can have her...my anaconda dont want none

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  29. What's the worst that could happen?

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  30. So when I told God it was BJCP style 1A, he booted me right outta Eden!

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  31. Ha, ha! You might have convinced me about that fruit if we hadn't just discovered the wisdom of homebrewing!

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  32. "So let me get this straight....If I drink this Michigan Craft brew, I have a life of eternal sin...OR if I don't I can live a sin free life with no beer?" ....Did I hear you right when you said Maple Syrup Bourbon Barrels??"

    Ryan Soulard

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  33. Bush -- Beer.

    HAPPY VALENTINE.

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  34. Do what you want with her, But leave my beer alone.

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