Dear Moms:
Thanks for raising so many weird and wonderful homebrewers, beer geeks, oenophiles, foodies, enthusiasts, and just good people in general. When your sons and daughters come into our store they are always on their best behavior. They say please and thank you. They hold the door for strangers but never take candy from them. They turn the lights off when they leave a room. They play well with others. They never put their elbows on the table. They always put the toilet seat down. Their jokes are funny and never crude unless they warn us first. They wait patiently for their turn in the yeast cooler. They never take the last ounce of Amarillo hops unless there is simply no other option.
Your hard work has clearly paid off, moms. We appreciate everything you do to keep us all in line. Happy Mothers Day!
Most sincerely,
The Siciliano's staff
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