Dear Moms:
Thanks for raising  so many weird and wonderful homebrewers, beer geeks, oenophiles,  foodies, enthusiasts, and just good people in general. When your sons  and daughters come into our store they are always on their best  behavior. They say please and thank you. They hold the door for  strangers but never take candy from them. They turn the lights off when  they leave a room. They play well with others. They never put their  elbows on the table. They always put the toilet seat down. Their jokes  are funny and never crude unless they warn us first. They wait patiently  for their turn in the yeast cooler. They never take the last ounce of Amarillo hops unless there is simply no other option. 
Your hard work has clearly paid off,  moms. We appreciate everything you do to keep us all in line. Happy Mothers Day!
Most sincerely,
The Siciliano's staff

 
 
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