Welcome to the first Siciliano's Cartoon Caption Contest! The winner of this round will receive a $25 gift certificate, good for any product in Siciliano's vast inventory. The rules are simple, and as follows.
- Study the caption-less illustration (below) provided by Mark Siciliano, creator of the über-funny comic strip Head Cheese.
- Come up with a hilarious caption of your own. In fact, come up with as many hilarious captions as you want. Beer- or brewing-themed captions are not mandatory, but certainly won't hurt your chances of winning.
- Include your caption in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Note: if you sign in as "guest" be sure to include your name in the comment.
- Wait with bated breath for the winner to be announced right here on The Buzz on Monday, February 13th, 2012.
The February 6 Cartoon
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You can see more of Mark's Head Cheese at thecartooniststudio.com, where he is currently doing battle with hundreds of other cartoonists in a contest of his own. Voting for Mark in his contest will not win you brownie points in this one (voting over there is anonymous). However, the universe surely takes note of such things and will no doubt dole out the karma accordingly.
Obligatory fine print: (1) Please use your best judgment when participating in this contest. Any caption the Buzz staff deems offensive will be deleted without warning or notice. (2) The winner will be selected by a panel of judges to be named later by The Buzz staff. (3) Siciliano's employees & family are not eligible to win this contest; they are nonetheless encouraged to participate by adding captions of their own, hopefully funny ones.
If you were stuck with her with no other options you would drink too!
ReplyDeleteShe's been tryin' to get me to eat apples, but in a perfect world man can live on beer alone.
ReplyDeleteJon Waalkes
Hey, I can drink all I want, she's driving!
ReplyDeleteThese apples were great for the cider! After drinking one I swear this snake is talking to me!
ReplyDeleteA couple more of these and she might show me what's under those fig leaves.
ReplyDeleteShe offered me fruit and the promise of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. One spontaneous fermentation later, and it's just the Knowledge of Good!
ReplyDeleteYou got it wrong Snake, this Bud Light's only the source of the knowledge of Evil. Got anything with more hops?
ReplyDeleteIan Hilgendorf
I have a beer and a naked woman. Why would I want an apple?
ReplyDeleteTim Burgess
"That snake's not going to touch this hooch." "That's what she said."
ReplyDelete"Give her a couple of these and she'll be eating out of your hand."
ReplyDeleteAplle Hell! I'll stick with the IPA!
ReplyDelete"Sorry, bro, the keg just blew. I think Siciliano's is still open."
ReplyDelete"So the snake over there gave us this. You have anything better?"
ReplyDeleteJake Zwart